The Water Buffalo Song
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Title The Water Buffalo Song
Episode Where's God When I'm S-Scared?
Lyrics by Mike Nawrocki and Lisa Vischer
Music by Mike Nawrocki and Lisa Vischer
Sung by Mike Nawrocki
"The Water Buffalo Song" is the show's very first Silly Song, appearing in Where's God When I'm S-Scared? 
The Water Buffalo Song

The Water Buffalo Song


Announcer: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song. So without further ado, Silly Songs with Larry.

Larry: The Water Buffalo Song!

(music starts)

Larry: Everybody's got a water buffalo,

yours is fast but mine is slow.

Oh, where'd we get them? I don't know,

but everybody's got a water buffalo-oooooooo.

I took my buffalo to the store,

got his head stuck in the door,

spilled some lima beans on the floor.

Oh, everybody's got a...

Archibald: Stop it, stop, stop right this instant! What do you think you're doing? You can't say everyone's got a water buffalo when everyone does not have a water buffalo! We're going to get nasty letters saying, "Where's my water buffalo? Why don't I have a water buffalo?" And are you prepared to deal with that? I don't think so. Just stop being so silly!

Announcer: This has been Silly Songs with Larry. Tune in next time to hear Larry sing...

Larry: Everybody's got a baby kangaroo,

your's is pink but mine is blue.

Her's was small but...