Schoolhouse Polka is the fifteenth silly song from Veggietales.
The Announcer: And now it's time for "Schoolhouse Polka with Larry", the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a schoolhouse polka.
Larry: Whether, whether, whether, whether, Whether you like it or not Weather, weather, weather, weather,Weather is cold, warm and hot
Two, two, two, two
Two of my favorite toys
I’m bringing to, to, to, to
A place the first one enjoys and I like it, too!
Larry and background singers: Homophones! Homophones!
Where the crews come cruising down the plane!
Homophones! Homophones!
I need my kneaded biscuits plain!
Larry: I know a pear, pear, pear, pear
With a pair of really soft shoes
He wears them to pare, pare, pare, pare
Bushes that easily bruise.
I planted rows, rows, rows, rows of a horribly bad smelling rose
Now no one knows, knows, knows, knows
If the scent will be leaving my nose!
But most likely no.
Larry and background singers: Homophones! Homophones!
Where the toads are towed out on the plane!
Homophones! Homophones!
I need my kneaded biscuits plain!
(German metal break)
(Larry does a guitar like riff with the accordion)
Larry: (slightly faster) Whether, whether, whether, whether,
Whether you like it or not
Weather, weather, weather, weather,
Weather is cold, warm and hot. The Announcer: This has been "Schoolhouse Polka with Larry". Tune in next time to hear Larry sing...
Larry: What happened to my preposition?
I took it on an expedition.
Put it by the thing I keep my fish in.
Got infected with a skin condition.
The Announcer: ...And...
LARRY I’m a pronoun,
They’re a pronoun,
He’s a pronoun,
She’s a pronoun
Wouldn’t you like to be a pronoun too?
The Announcer: ...And...
Larry: It was the Biggest, bluest, cleanest, brightest
Quickest, newest, roundest, nicest
Softest, tallest, toughest, lightest
Smoothest, kindest, flattest, tightest
Most amazing adjective I’d ever seen!
The Announcer: ...And...
Larry: I’m done.
The Announcer: …Interjections? Adverbs?
Larry: …ahh, no.
The Announcer: Alrighty.